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STARTED EARLY - CATCH UP BITCHES
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car talk.
“cory, what kind of car am i?”
“geo metro.”
“and how did you decide this?”
“cuz you’re short, slow, nothing to look at, and everyone laughs as you pass by.”
“that’s so fucking mean.”
“baracuda. black with royal blue racing stripes, cherry interior. chrome 17” rims, fat back tires. what about me? if you say a smart car..”
“you arent smart unless your being a smart ass. your a slugbug.”
“im gonna slugbug you across the face.”
“how loving.”
“abusive relationships arent that uncommon.”
"A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mate’s purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, and make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life."
lmfao.
(Source: thedailywhat)
this night aint over yet - wake the fuck up!
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