March 2011
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February 2011
2 posts
December 2010
1 post
car talk.
“cory, what kind of car am i?” “geo metro.” “and how did you decide this?” “cuz you’re short, slow, nothing to look at, and everyone laughs as you pass by.” “that’s so fucking mean.” “baracuda. black with royal blue racing stripes, cherry interior. chrome 17” rims, fat back tires. what about me? if you say a smart...
November 2010
1 post
“A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because...”
– - Goodmorning & Goodnight
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
2 posts
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
5 posts
April 2010
7 posts
20 scary old school surgical tools →
sadfhsadhfajshdfas. thank god for the 21st century.
it's called 'eye drops'
fromthemouthsofstoners:
Eric: Looks like Satan took a shit in your eyes, dude.
March 2010
25 posts
just some random shit
by law, tombstones must be equal in height in norway. members of congress dont need postage stamps for official mail. their signiture will count as a stamp. twizzlers contain no actual licorice. add up all the times you blink in a day-your eyes are closed for a total of 30 minutes. ‘shed a tear for ireland’ is an irish expression meaning ‘to pee’ difference between jam,...
international rules of etiquette
austria: cut your food with a fork. using a knife implies the food is tough & unappealing. bulgaria: shaking head “no” actually means “yes”. nodding means “no”. czech republic: raising your voice lowers your credibility. you will be considered a fool. denmark: dont comment on other people’s clothing-it’s considered too intimate egypt: dont add...
WHAT'S IN YOUR....
so we have this book in my house-“uncle john’s curiously compelling bathroom reader”-& i read through most of it. not in the bathroom, if you’re wondering. no. i was reading it because it’s just a bunch of random information & shit. & i came across some things. so ill just post them up at various times of the day today :] first let’s start with...
10 things you didn't know about Super Mario Bros. →
A - Available: sure thing. B - Best Bud You’ve Smoked: sour diesel’s pretty nice. C - Current Location: mke. D - Drugs of choice: marijuana :] E - Every Time You Get High You…: turn on my blacklights & draw with flourescent colored pencils & highlighters. F - Favorite way to smoke: blunts, bongs, creations that work well. G - Greatest thing to do stoned: make a FEAST. H - Hometown:...
There's a 99% chance that California experiences a...
ohyeahfacts:
Dammit, science.
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so things are definitely going good. or at least they arent going bad. i’ve been doing good in school :] keeping up with going at a constant pace & not sporadically. because we all know that’s been a problem for me. if things keep going this way (if *I* keep them going this way, because only i can control that) , im def. graduating :] fixed somethings with a few people, or at...
February 2010
36 posts
