Latest Tweets:
“cory, what kind of car am i?”
“geo metro.”
“and how did you decide this?”
“cuz you’re short, slow, nothing to look at, and everyone laughs as you pass by.”
“that’s so fucking mean.”
“baracuda. black with royal blue racing stripes, cherry interior. chrome 17” rims, fat back tires. what about me? if you say a smart car..”
“you arent smart unless your being a smart ass. your a slugbug.”
“im gonna slugbug you across the face.”
“how loving.”
“abusive relationships arent that uncommon.”
