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by law, tombstones must be equal in height in norway.

members of congress dont need postage stamps for official mail. their signiture will count as a stamp.

twizzlers contain no actual licorice.

add up all the times you blink in a day-your eyes are closed for a total of 30 minutes.

‘shed a tear for ireland’ is an irish expression meaning ‘to pee’

difference between jam, jelly, marmalade & preserves.
jam: crushed fruit
jelly: strained fruit juices-smooth consistency
marmalade: citrus fruits only, with the peel.
preserves: whole fruit or peices of whole fruit.

mount horeb, wisconsin is the troll capital of the world.

january 7th is ‘im not going to take this anymore’ day.

a cricket cant hear its own chirp.

the bottom of the grand canyon is above sea level.

octopusses are deaf.

the human eye can distinguish about 500 different shades of gray.

october 4th, 2004 was the first day since 1999 where noone in chicago was shot.